You know what I hate? I hate douchbags who flaunt their day-old technology in public for no good reason. Yes I'm looking at you, guy talking to his Siri loudly on the train.
I had to use my new old ipad to do some homework on the bus, and I couldn't shake the douchey feeling I got pulling that tablet out of my bag. I may have been over self-conscious considering this ipad is 2 years old and no one gives any kind of shit about it anymore. Which also annoyed me. I just bought it! make a fuss people!