I don't even know if this strip makes any sense, but here you go.
Noam is still out of commission so I went along to her class and helped out. In my head I'm a tough-but-fair teacher who uses unorthodox methods to make men out of boys. Really I just play games and make the kids laugh. Are kids today over protected? I don't know, but I do know they have less and less reasons to go outside. That's where the ring of fire comes in.