I hate going to doctors, especially if it means I'll be groped and touched by a dude. Not that I expect much groping- I indeed pulled a muscle just north of the groping region but you never know what can happen. When I was thinking of this strip the idea of shaving your privates for the doctor is the same as brushing for the dentist made a lot of sense for me. For about 3 seconds. That's why I added the second panel to assure you I know it's stupid.