Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Art of Callback


The Art of Callback

Hey Everybody, look who it is: Chest Baby!

For those of you who forgot, the original chest baby was a product of swallowed semen that was directed to the chest, where it grown into the monster we all know and love. He later returned to explain my new healthy diet. Man, those 6 months just flew past and here he is again.
I think a while back Kentucky Fried Chicken were sued, saying that they inject so much chemicals into their food that it can no longer be legally called chicken, and so they changed the name to KFC. It might be nothing more but an urban legend, but the logic is solid. Now, if you move a few steps down the ladder and reach the unholy realm of High Street Chicken Shops, you are legally obligated to call the food 'Shit Chicken' (pronounced 'Shitchicken'), maybe in hope that the name alone will be enough to make you change your mind. It's so bad that when eating Shitchicken you must dilute it with fresh vegetables or natural juice.

Or else... 

2 comments:

  1. AND YOU KEEP EATING THIS SHIT?!?!?! OMG

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  2. I had the same reaction Mali! But don't worry I balanced it out by making him vegetable soup and spaghetti for dinner

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