Friday, October 15, 2010

This Is Why Life Sucks


This Is Why Life Sucks

It's not the most creative strip title in the archive, but I feel it sums up everything that is wrong with modern lifestyle.
I bought a new phone, as seen on a strip a few days ago, and was reasonably happy with it. Today my phone is practically unusable from scratches and scars. It looks like it was used as a chopping board, then used as a football, only after being put through an office shredder. So now, as I can't even tell who's calling me because the screen was raped by gay kitchen knives, I've gone back to the shop in order to return it. At this point me and the salesman got into this magic circle of a conversation, where I want to return my phone because it's scratched, whilst he doesn't want to take it because, you guessed it, it's scratched. All I can do now is go back on Monday to see the manager and try to decide if the egg came before the chicken.

2 comments:

  1. the English salesmen are not like the Israeli ones....good luck

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  2. but why is it scratched?
    i sort of agree with the guy... u bought it fine, now u scratched it.. why do you think you should get a new one?

    **waits for epic phone-scratched-drama stip**

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