Well, I'm sick again. I received a call from our friendly local Krav Maga instructor about this and that, an opportunity I used to inform him of my illness. About 7 seconds later he called again, only to say that I'm sick due to oral sex gone wrong scenario. He thought it was hilarious.
When I told that to Noam I added my own little twist, inventing what would one day be the best condition ever: Lick-a-pussy-osis. The joke wasn't well received, but I still think it's gold. Lickapussyosis?? It even SOUNDS like a real thing!