I wish I could have thought about something funnier but I'm still a little shaken up.
The doctor suggested we take off a bit of the nail to help my toe heal. I didn't think she was about to it right there on the spot. No injection, no time to think twice, just took out huge sheers as if she was about to give a haircut to a sheep. one snip later, and here I am. My toe actually feels better, but the sight of those scissors will haunt me forever.