I feel it's time to end the Xbox saga, and what better way than with a sexual act with an inanimate object.
In spite of our mind boggling wealth, we have only one Teli which rests in our sitting room. That fact makes it hard for me to play the Xbox when Noam's home; She doesn't enjoy watching me blast aliens, not as much as I would have hoped anyway. So I have to play when she's at work, like some secret romance of games and joysticks. It is all fun and games until she comes home a bit too early.